Guess I’ll be shopping at Target more

I needed a few sundries this evening… Milk, green chiles…you know, the essentials.

I’m walking around Target noticing how RED the place is. Everything there is RED. I liked that. Then the lady at the checkout stand says “your total is $34.31.”

A big smile goes on my face as I tell her I’m very happy I came shopping tonight and how glad I was to hear that my amount was $34.31. To my kids’ nausea, I explained to the checkout lady that Utah beat byu two years in a row by that score.

It was at that point in time that the guy in line behind me is shaking his head in disgust and says “I’m a cougar fan.”